Terms and Conditions

Last updated: May 25th, 2025

Welcome to AlienWealth (the “Site”). By accessing this website, using our services, or interacting with any of our transmissions, you agree to the following terms and conditions.

Please read them carefully.

1. General Disclaimer

AlienWealth is an educational platform designed to help individuals (human or otherwise) learn the art of affiliate marketing. While we provide guidance, tips, tools, and recommended resources, we do not guarantee income. Your results will depend entirely on your effort, consistency, and the occasional alignment of the stars (or at least your mindset and actions).

In other words: we’ll teach you the map, but you’ve got to fly the ship.

2. Eligibility

To use this Site, you must be:

At least 18 Earth years of age
Legally allowed to enter into contracts
Not currently working for an evil space overlord (or spammy affiliate network)

If you do not meet these criteria, please do not use our services. We love you, but legal stuff matters.

3. Intellectual Property

All content on this site, including text, images, branding, videos, and the wisdom of Azurea Smilering, is the intellectual property of AlienWealth unless otherwise stated.

You may not:

Copy or republish content without permission
Use our branding or character likenesses for commercial gain
Reverse-engineer anything unless you’re from a planet where that’s legal (and even then, don’t)
You may share our content for non-commercial purposes as long as you credit us and link back to https://alienwealth.com.

4. Affiliate Links and Compensation

This site contains affiliate links to third-party tools and services (such as hosting platforms, email software, etc.). If you click on these links and make a purchase, we may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.

These partnerships help keep our spaceship running and allow us to create free content.

We only promote products and services we trust and/or personally use. However, we are not responsible for the performance or policies of third-party platforms.

5. Refunds, Guarantees & Results

Unless otherwise stated on specific product or service pages:

We do not offer refunds on digital products or course access once purchased.
We do not guarantee income or results. Affiliate marketing requires time, effort, and persistence. This is not a “get rich quick” scheme—it’s a “get better with practice” model.
If a third-party product linked through our site offers a refund, you must follow their policies and processes.

6. User Conduct

You agree to use this site only for lawful purposes and not to:

Harass, spam, or abuse other visitors (or our alien staff)
Upload malicious software or attempt to hack the site
Pretend to be Azurea Smilering (unless you are her)

If we detect inappropriate behavior or violations of these terms, we reserve the right to restrict access, ban users, or report offenses to the Galactic Internet Council (or local authorities).

7. Limitation of Liability

AlienWealth is provided “as is” without warranties of any kind. We do our best to keep everything running smoothly, but we’re not responsible for:

Temporary site downtime
Errors or omissions in content
Results (or lack thereof) from following our advice

In no event will AlienWealth or its team be liable for any direct, indirect, or incidental damages resulting from your use of the site.

8. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms from time to time as needed (or when our legal advisor on Saturn IV recommends it). We’ll notify you of major changes by posting an update on this page or contacting you via email.

Continued use of the site after changes means you accept the updated Terms.

9. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of [Insert Country/State, e.g., New South Wales, Australia]. Any disputes will be handled in accordance with those laws, preferably without interstellar conflict.

10. Contact Us

Got questions, concerns, or suspiciously Earth-like inquiries?
Then feel free to Contact Us